Leftovers

can you please just start officially dating someone so i regretlessly (yes i know that's not an actual word), completely and meticulously get rid of the irritating little crumbs you left behind?

just ugh.

it would actually make me so happy if you did. i would be sincerely happy for you and for myself. 

happy and free.

your presence is stifling and totally ruining my fun.

i like it much better when you're not there.

so i'd appreciate it if you leave. disappear. poof away.

thank you.

me.